But now let's debunk the evil twin of the "it hurts" myth:
Myth #2: You can put ANYTHING up there!
|*Ring, ring!* Uh, Mom... I'm gonna have to call you back.|
I have some friends who are paramedics and you would be shocked to hear just how many stories they have about people putting weird things up their butts. And then having to go to the hospital... because that's a really, really BAD idea.
It was a million to one shot, Doc! A million to one...
So this is my brief bit of advice for all of you out there, hopefully not that you need it:
Do not put anything in your butt that is not one of the following:
1. Human fingers
2. Human penises
3. A sex toy *specifically designed* either for anal play or shaped like a human penis.
I know, I know, you may be thinking. Geez, why on earth do you need to spell it out, Delilah? Don't you think I know how to engage in sweet backdoor sexin's?
Welp, I respond. You'd really be surprised.
And even if you're following the list above, make sure to always remember your Three P's of Anal to make sure everyone's having a sexy, safe time.
-Puttin' some lube on it
So enjoy! Have fun! Be not afraid!
BUT... make sure what's going into your ass is designed to be up there. I don't want to see any of you guys on an episode of Rescue 911.
|REALLY? You have got to be kidding me...|